Adventure Time Theory

It all started by a man walking in the street then a book was dropped from the sky he was so suprised! He decided to get the book, and the title of that book was "Enchiridion" It was a pretty great book but the man didn't know the book was cursed so slowly he was becoming evil and scary. This is the result. As you can see the lich got powers so
he created a magical crown and a magical necklace.
The lich hid the necklace in a bank and he dug the crown under ground. A few years later a bank was being robbed so a lot of police men went to arrest the robbers one of the police men found a necklace and he putted it on 1 second later the police man had a tuxedo on, he was so confused. Then a robber killed him with a gun. After a few days he was in the cementery, her daughter name Marceline came to visit him, she didn't know was he was a demon now 'cause of the necklace! Then the dad came out of the coffin and bit her and she became a vampire but the sun didn't effect her because her vampire skills were just getting started. Remember the lich well he started a Mushroom War and the Marceline was all alone because her father is in a cementery. The war was so dangerous but little girl didn't die because of her vampire skills. Then the Marceline met someone called Simon he is really blue and has ice powers because of a crown and that crown is the crown the lich created. Simon had a bad life because of the crown, he affected his wife, and  he sees visions. Back to the story about the war so Simon had a crown and yes the crown keeps him alive but sometime later he will lose his memory and turn crazy but that will be in a few years so they stayed together for a long time but when he turned crazy Marceline escaped. Now don't think there are more humans left, actually a lot of humans were in an under ground cave and there was a queen of the cave and she ordered not to drink from the river because then they will turn into fishes but guess what they still drank from the river so they turned into fishes but in a human body, Susan the queen thought she was alone but then she found 1 woman and 2 men, they all became freinds then the lich got a a man and a woman and turned them into magical talking dogs and putted them outside the cave, the war ended already so the two dogs builded a house and had pups. The 2 humans left also had a baby and that was Finn! Remeber Simon well his wife created some weird gum then she gave to a man that poor man coudn't take the spit the gum out then he freezed when the war came a bomb exploded him and the gum went everywhere then the gum became alive and that was Princess Bubblegum! She was alive but not moving so she was the same age for a lot of years, when Princess Bubblegum was the same age she found a lot of dead horses and then she turned them back to live but they weren't exacly normal because now they can fly, teleport, and they are now unicorns. Then Princess Bubblegum got clouds then colored them and then she made them alive. After all of that Princess Bubblegum was 1 year old but she was smart so she save. Then she made a little castle then she started making the castle even better and then she ended up with a candy kindom. THE END